Another frigid day in this arctic savanna. I still have yet to see another live being, and yet I now have concrete evidence that at least one other exists. Earlier today I heard a crunching sound behind me, and suddenly a piece of fur was flung around my neck. What is the purpose of this ornament? Am I disguised as a bear to camouflage me from predators? Is it meant to shield me from the freezing wind? Or is it merely a cruel prank: let's cover Ramon with another animal because we know he can't fly away...
Well, I'll show whomever is toying with me that I will not take such ridicule in stride. Tomorrow I will attempt to flee this icy prison. I will need all of my mental acumen to forge this escape plan, and so I must leave you now. A warmer world is beckoning, and I will heed its call.
Until tomorrow, I remain,
Ramon the Flamingo
Well, I'll show whomever is toying with me that I will not take such ridicule in stride. Tomorrow I will attempt to flee this icy prison. I will need all of my mental acumen to forge this escape plan, and so I must leave you now. A warmer world is beckoning, and I will heed its call.
Until tomorrow, I remain,
Ramon the Flamingo
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I think Ramon might benefit from a pair of earmuffs and maybe some Uggs. Maj girl Laur
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